"Hi can I please have a hot chocolate, a cup of soup and a baguette. Because I'm really cold. Like I know it's eighty or something but I'm just really cold. Oh and also I really need butter. LIke I just have GOT to have the butter."
"Right okay sure, hot chocolate, tortilla soup and a baguette."
" You forgot my butter. Like I NEED my butter"
"Right the butter's all the way in the back by the soda, actually"
"Oh, okay, you get my soda?"
"...You got hot chocolate?"
"Oh. Right, haha because I'm cold."
*buzzer goes off*
"Oh shit why's it buzzing at me?!"
"Your food's ready".
"Oh ok thanks"
"Wait oh no you forgot my butter, how can I eat my baguette without my butter!?"
*walks to back*
"I found the butter!"
Jesus fucking christ.
People are SO STUPID.
I am the hero of this story, don't need to be...
you wouldn’t want an angel watching over.... →
Shit just hit the fucking fan.
We well know, time will tell just like the tides, they ebb and flow. I’m...– Senior quote.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
1. Food. 2. I usually am wondering what the person next to me is thinking. 3. Song lyrics. 4. College. 5. I ought to try harder. 6. I like people. 7. I hate people.
I’m stupid sometimes.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
1. Read to me. 2. Do the good old fashioned courting/wooing. It entertains me. 3. Bring me a sunflower. 4. Never lie to me. 5. Have a dream or two. 6. Live for music. 7. Cook for me. 8. Write me letters.
Out of all 130 of us, only 2 of my friends were sent to Nam. When they told me I...– -My history teacher. Shit, it broke my heart.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
1. I dye my hair a lot. 2.I love all the seasons except for Spring. 3. I really like watching documentaries. 4. My favorite books of all time are A Seperate Peace, Harry Potter, & Waking. 5. I wish I was better at sports. 6. I wouldn’t be able to function properly without music. 7. The most beautiful movie I’ve seen is The Village. 8. I’m a vegetarian. 9. I’d...
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten...
1. I wish we had more time ahead of us. 2. You make me feel so stupid and unimportant. 3. I wish you’d stop bragging about how awesome of a student/writer/human being you are. It’s getting on my nerves. 4. You’re the reason I run every morning. 5. I hate that we don’t talk any more. Come talk to me. It’s winter soon. 6. Stop trying so hard. 7. Open your eyes. ...
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I stole this from Emmeline: 10 Day Letter Challenge. Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now. Day Two: Nine things about yourself. Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart. Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot. Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done. Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever) Day Seven: Four turn offs. ...
Stay out super late tonight, picking apples, making pies. Put a little something...
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